It's international talk like a pirate day. And you know what that means....

Only 67 more days til day of the ninja.

Don't tease. I tried playing pirates with you before and you weren't any fun.

I can tell you that my pirate name is The Bishop Of Death.

I got "One-Eyed Thor"


That's just too easy. Write your own damn joke.

Me? You don't like that I used a pirate name tool? Have I angered you? Disappointed you?

Well, I'm always angry and disapointed, but what I meant was that the name "One-Eyed Thor" sounds like a term I'd use to refer to my penis, and that the joke is so obvious, that it would be beneath me to point it out.

But apparently not...

Damn! I forgot you're always in the gutter and I needed to step off the curb.

Long Dong Silver

there is something going on here.....first One-Eyed Thor and now this.....pirates be naughty