Have you ever pulled off a really beautiful prank, or do you know of a particularly nasty trick someone has played on an unsuspecting victim? Or, do you just have an idea for one that's so absurd and/or dangerous that no one in their right mind would ever actually try it, but it still makes you laugh? Well, don't hold back, let us know all about how you have earned a one way ticket to hell.


Today I have been working on some new "registered sex offender" bumper stickers, which I hope to make as convincing as possible before I actually put them into use. I'm also thinking a bumper sticker which offers free candy to kids would go nicely with them.

I have a bit of skill at picking pockets, so I had fun recently by taking a friend's wallet, and using it to replace another friend's wallet. Since we were all going to eat out later, and those two always stick together, I got to see the reaction when it looked like one of them was a thief. I let them fight over it for 2 days before cluing them in by taking both of their wallets for myself.

I used the old "disposable camera taser" trick, only I put the disconnected flash back in, and connected the wires to some tiny metal strips around the button. I already got a couple of people with it, and it really hurts like hell. Best of all, I can use it myself without getting a shock as long as I don't charge the flash, so I can make people think it's harmless before I get them to fry themselves.

I have a friend who is extremely nosy, and many years ago I taught her a lesson. I forged a letter from a doctor saying that the test results had just come back, and her mom had cancer. The next time I was at her family's house, I put it on top of the garbage by the computer, slightly crumpled but still clearly visible. It took forever (and several obvious attempts to draw her attention in the right direction) for her to notice, and when she did, she freaked out. Since her mom wasn't home, she believed every word of it for a couple of hours. When she found out the truth, and realized it was my doing, she was pissed. She didn't talk to me for a month after that.


And another prank, which I would never actually try but I have been thinking about a bit recently, would be to insert little bits of metal (filings, shavings, bits of wire, powder, whatever) into someone's clothes before they go to the airport. Ideally, it would be hidden in everything, but the best bet would have to be the elastic on the underwear. It would be easy to insert, hard to notice, and would make finding the metal a lot of fun.

You really are sick, and, apparently, don't have enough to do.

You left out brilliant

Oh good heavens! How could I forget brilliant?

i like the airport 1 although i know someone who got it better...me doing forensics and specialising in fires and explosion...i've had dealing with the bomb squad

they told me that they thought it would b funny to smear a drunken friend with a stick on PE4 (The uk equivalent of C4) while he was unconscious...because he was going on holiday the following week...he was stopped at the airport for having traces of plastic explosives across his entire body because it doesn't wash off easily...he spent almost a month in jail on suspision of terrorism before he finally got released

and when a group of student went up to a bomb disposal exhibition at the army training ground...they asked if any of them were going on holiday soon...one replied yes...and they did the same to her