What are some lines from movies that you actually use or have used?

I have been known to use the following from time to time:

"I want you" (stranger than fiction)

"Look at the size of that boys head," (so I married an axe murderer)

"Could you put that on a memo and entitle it '$#!t I already know'" (red vs blue)

"and there was much rejoicing. 'yay...'" (monty python and the holy grail)

"And you know what the worst part of all is; I never learned to read!" (waynes world)

"The lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure, you're f@&%ed." (braveheart)

Why do you do this to me? There are so many I repeat all the time, but right now my little brain is a blank. I'll be back.

Wasn't that funny? See what I did there? tee hee

Well, being the movie geek I am there are sh*tloads of movie quotes running around inside my head, problem is living in a former mining town as I do, going round saying "may the force be with you" and sh*t like that will only get you into a serious ass whooping.

"well lumbergh fucked her" (although the boss at my work isn't actually called lumbergh he does act exactly like him...and he plays the field)...nobody at work ever gets the reference to office space though

"Are You Talking to me?"

You see, here's a prime example, if I said that to someone on Wellington Street on a Friday night I wouldn't be here Saturday morning.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

I've started adapting quotes recently, for instance, when at work if people ask me how I am I usually reply with "Living The Dream" which is quickly followed by...

"Everyday at _______ is like a day on the farm, every meal a banquet, every paycheck a fortune." (Aliens). People always think I'm being sarcastic, I don't know why.

Others...

"We should have shotguns for this kinda deal" (Pulp Fiction) Good for when you're standing in an elevator/lift/uppy downy things that aren't stairs.

"It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it" (True Romance)

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk" (The Good The Bad And The Ugly) Really good if someone is going on and on and on... etc etc etc.

I'm starting to see a pattern here.

"You can get farther with kind word and a gun than a kind word alone" (the untouchables)

"no Mr [insert name here] I expect you to die" (goldfinger) Fun whenever someone asks if I am expecting something or want something from them and so on.

"My psychiatrist was right; God does hate me" (the critic) Ah the critic, so many great quotes...

"Tina Sparkle!" (Strictly Ballroom) I tend to use this when trying to convey mock suprise.

whenever someone calls my cell phone that I know I'll answer it "Corporate Accounts Payable Nina Speaking....... just a moment"

hahaha...nice...i take it you've watched this

http://www.starz.com/features/bunnyclub/office%5Fspace/

"I've never seen so many dead hookers in all my life" "lord knows I have" (dirty work)

"That's about as useful as a dick flavored lollipop" (dodgeball)

Got to correct your quote there, makeit.

"Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop."

Well, I know I change the context as I rarely use it on people, but I could swear he said dick and not poopy (I would think I would have remembered that guy saying poopy)

In my defense, while imdb has your version, a quick google search found quite a few with mine. Odd.

Hate to be a stickler here but it's "cock-flavoured lollipop". So technically makeitstop is right.

It's not. Watch it again. Unless the movie is dubbed differently for y'all across the Pond.

I knew it wasn't right when I read what StopIt posted, so I looked it up on IMDb.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p_UndgAbZl4

Edited to add that I didn't find any YouTubes with either MakeItStop's or Scag's version. I only found the version that's on the DVD that I own.

I've never watched it on dvd, I've only seen it on HBO, cinemax etc. and I know they sometimes use slightly different versions of movies on those channels. I don't know why, but they do. When I saw anchorman, they changed something like 15 of the jokes. It's weird.

There may very well be several versions of the movie out there.

Weird. The version of Bad Santa is slightly different from the Badder Santa we own on DVD. Anchorman does seem to vary a bit on HBO. But I've only seen that scene in Dodgeball that one way.

oh my god thats hilarious! haha no I had not...


I also find myself quoting star wars all the time... but thats cause I'm a huge star wars nerd

I can't tell you how many times on the phone I've done the Han Solo line from A New Hope when he's over the intercom on the death star ... "Uhhh everythings fine now, we're all fine... we're all fine..here... now.......thank you........ how are you?"

She's right.

proof

Well there ya go.

I just remembered, I think I taped it and I still have that somewhere around the old fortress of solitude. I normally wouldn't go through this kind of effort, but it's gonna bug the hell out of me if I don't find it and prove that I am right (at least about the version I saw) because I have never been wrong about movie quote in my life.

But the fortress is kind of overflowing with garbage and other crap that I need to get rid of, so it might be a while before I find it. Stay tuned.

In the mean time, let's get back to the quotes.

"This is the worst kind of discrimination; The kind against me!" (futurama) I use this whenever I am being discriminated against, such as last week when I was in a room with five women and one of them wanted to change shirts, and I was the only one kicked out. It's not fair I tell you