the rules are simple, in each post you say something about the person above you, your self, and the one below you. let's go:

^ does not exist

< is a robot

V does not understand why this game was started

^ is insane

< is obsessed with hobbits

V has furry feet

^eats cheese

<eats cheese

v eats cheese

^ makes too many assumptions

< eats lots of raw meat

V scratches self with fork

^ Hates Neo

< Eats Cheese

V Doesn't exist yet

^ is right about hating neo

< is hot blooded to the point of wearing shorts and sandals in a blizzard while eating ice cream

V is suing michael jackson

^will win and get rich

<needs some money from makeitstop when he's rich

v hates makeitstop and says he can stuff his money up his ass when he's rich

^ likes to wear womens clothes

< wants a bigger boat

v looks like a cheesecake

^ chatted me up on friday night while i was in my womens clothes

<loves my mum

v loves chief brody's mum

^ will send us all to hell

< hates the water

v will do tricks for money

^ is about to take it from a shark

< likes eating cheese while watching football

V has toe cheese

^eats my toe cheese

< is about to go to bed

v kills kittens and uses them for slippers

^ doesnt know what I do with the insides

< is plotting an evil scheme to brainwash his girlfriend

V will make an immature joke about said girlfriend

^ girlfriend is planning to wash her brain.

< knows things about you!

V sells cardigans to children

^ wants a bigger boat

< sews up the sleeves on them

v watches the Matrix naked

^ is taking that out of context

< knows how big bird got the name

V has been known by the names"patrick magroin" and "hugh g. rection"

^ gives me nightmares

< waits in the darkness for his next victim

v takes it up the A$$

^ has secret man love

< does dumb things when he's drinking

V has no idea how weird i really am

^ is correct

< is probably twice as weird

v is even more bizzare than me and daytrip put together

^ Is right.

< Can't remember what he did last night and wishes he didn't remember the sporadic burst of flashbacks.

v Wishes to be drunk right now.

^ is thier turn to buy a round of drinks

< likes jack daniels

v is on the next round

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^ toss pot

< know it all

v wanna be

^ is tired of being called chum

< is tired of all the christmas crap

V is tired of living in his parents basement

^ is a crazy mutant, and eternal enemy of one-time member Vince Gallo

< isn't spending as much time here as he'd like to.

V will probably take the piss out of me!

^ is a traitor and is betraying us all by going on other forums

<is only joking

v has no class and will live in poverty all his/her life

^ is right on two counts!

< is always right

v will rarely be right in the future

^ is apparently psychic

< is definatley psychic (and psychotic)

V is just psychotic

^ lives in a fantasy world

< is one step shy of Psyhcotic

V is the last one standing in my way

^ is in a fantasy world where reloaded and revolutions didnt suck

< will continue to stand in the way for all eternity

V refuses to touch deeter's monkey

^ is quite simply...gay

< has no idea what deeters monkey is or what two points i was right about earlier

v loves michael jackson"in that way"

^was the second gunman on the grassy knoll

<is your father's, brother's nephew's, cousin's former roommate

v is about to say something very unfunny

^ knows me all too well

< am glad that makes me and badcopshow unrelated

V has a small schwartz

^ must be refering to the one in the jar on my desk

< needs a girl, NOW!

V is not that girl

^ the horniest mutant wannabe I've ever known

< is so thankful she's not THAT girl mentioned above

v has identity crisis

^ should expect no less from the horniest mutant wannabe on earth

< is bothered by the "wannabe" part of the above statement

V is bothered by sock puppets

^ has deep seated emotional problems for which he should seek professional help

< hates clowns

V probably hates me

^ has an inferiority complex

< is now officialy a "genius"

v will never like women "in that way"

^ can't tell the difference between "no" and "yes"

< can read your thoughts

v should never be let out during the day

^ obviously hasn't seen my screen name

< hates the sun

V wears little bear slippers when no one is looking

^ How does he know?????

< *** picks up a lighter and lits the little bear slippers on fire to hide the incriminating evidence ****

v gets exited every time he/she reads the word Fire.

^ will burn in hell(or maybe just in a secluded woodland area)

<fire fire FIRE FIRE HEH HEH

v will have a lonely and almost suicidal Christmas

^ is trying to light a fart (jackass style)

< hates christmas.

v still believes in Santa and wears socks with green and red stripes.

^ is a scrooge

<has succeeded in doing the afformentioned jackass stunt on many occasions(and recieved hospital treatment for it aswell)

v is about to take the considerable piss about my strange revelation

^ Seeks attention



v Believes there's 16 states of matter

^ farts out gasses colored green and has tiny little violet balls

< disoriented, manic-depressive, with violent tendencies

v farts out gasses colored violet and has tiny little green balls

^ knows me too well

< fights for justice

v says nothing but lies

^ is lying

< watch his family get drunk at a 3 year old's birthday party

V was drunk at his third birthday

^ finally got the truth (about the b-day party)

< still drunk to this day

v wants to be drunk but no amount of alcohol would suffice, thus leads a very boring life

^ is absolutley right

< has a natural immunity to alcohol

V would commit suicide without alcohol