^ its a new day

< mmmmm bbq

V won't post for at least 2 hours

^ Is right only because there were more important threads

< Is enjoying a chicago style pizza loaded with meat

V Has a law named after him/her/it

^ was just nominated for May MOTM

< nominated him

V 's name is Aunt May

^ also nominated for member of the month

< returned the favor

V will second my nomination, hoping to get nominated

^ is too kind

< seconds the nomination for himself

V will change the subject

^ Is wrong.

< Refuses to change the subject.

V Doesn't remember what the subject is.

^ hates young teens

< is extremely exhausted

V is allergic to broccoli

^ Date a sosie of Jessica Alba

< DO NOT eat frog legs

V is going to get me a huge pizza because i'm starving !!

^ eats snails

< tried them once in Champigny-sur-Marne

V shouldn't try them

^ hasn't eaten half as much crazy stuff as me.

< Has eaten squirrel, raccoon, possum, snake, alligator, shark, squid, eel, and Zambian mystery sausage.

V Likes liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

^ Meg Ryan

< Anthony Hopkins

V Mark Hamil

^ Has been in space

< Has been face to face with a polar bear

V Has been on Dateline: To catch a predator

^ was the predator

< caught him spying on me outside my window

V was there too

^ promised me pizza if I tagged along

< got a hot dog with onion relish instead

V stole it

^ had it coming

< enjoyed that hot dog

v shouldn't judge me

^ is a terrible person

< is an amazing person

V isn't really a person

^ A Man

< A Legend

V A Way of Life

^^ suffers from irratable bowl syndrome

-- loves chocolate cake with icecream

VV has a third nipple.

^ tried to invoke change, but failed

< would never think about things like that

v wishes he had tried it first but is now over the whole thing

^ Priest

< Rabbi

V Minister

^ Judge

< Jury

V Executioner

^ right

< wrong

V unsure