I was bored, so I looked up my member number in the New Testament to see what it said (I used the book of Matthew because it was the first I came to).

Interestingly, it said this:

Matthew 7:15:

"Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in sheeps' clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious wolves."

Although I think there was a typo here. They mention wolves and sheep, but not turtles.

Also, I looked up Matthew 13:37 for a laugh, but it was shít. All it said was:

"He answered, "the one who sowed the good seed is the Son of Man.""

That isn't very leet.

no 11:62

Dag.

"And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart."

I guess the big guy doesn't think too much of me. Maybe it's my username.

The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and the terrible day of the LORD come Joel 2:31

My God, we're all a bunch of anti-christs.

It's times like this i wish Heretic had waited another 60 members before joining

Well, having a single digit member no. I get a whole chapter. So logically, I went with psalms, as it works the best on the chapter by chapter basis:

For the director of music. With stringed instruments. A psalm of David.

1 Answer me when I call to you,
O my righteous God.
Give me relief from my distress;
be merciful to me and hear my prayer.

2 How long, O men, will you turn my glory into shame [a] ?
How long will you love delusions and seek false gods [b] ?
Selah

3 Know that the LORD has set apart the godly for himself;
the LORD will hear when I call to him.

4 In your anger do not sin;
when you are on your beds,
search your hearts and be silent.
Selah

5 Offer right sacrifices
and trust in the LORD.

6 Many are asking, "Who can show us any good?"
Let the light of your face shine upon us, O LORD.

7 You have filled my heart with greater joy
than when their grain and new wine abound.

8 I will lie down and sleep in peace,
for you alone, O LORD,
make me dwell in safety.


make of that what you will.

uh-oh

member no

For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but delivered them, drawn down by infernal ropes to the lower hell, unto torments, to be reserved unto judgment:

No man, being a soldier to God, entangleth himself with secular businesses: that he may please him to whom he hath engaged himself.

my D.O.B

18:5

And whoever receives one child such as this in my name receives me.

The breakers of death surged round about me; the menacing floods terrified me.

member no 146

Revelations 14:6

"Then I saw another angel flying in midair, and he had the eternal gospel to proclaim to those who live on the earth—to every nation, tribe, language and people."

Proverbs 10:02

Treasures of wickedness profit nothing, but righteousness delivers from death.

That couldn't be a better fit for a moderator


And as long as we're doing birthdays, here's mine:

John 12:27
"Now my heart is troubled, and what shall I say? 'Father, save me from this hour'? No, it was for this very reason I came to this hour.

DOB: 7:2

"Then Herod called the Magi secretly and found out from them the exact time the star had appeared."

not being creative enough here.

psalm 116:2

"Because he turned his ear to me, I will call on him as long as I live."


hmmm, potential stalker?