What are those things you enjoy that you cant admit to the world? No, drugs, theft and porn dont count. I'm talking about things that you shouldnt have to be ashamed of. And yet, for some reason, society forces you to keep it a secret. Are you a full grown man who loves the most annoying of cartoons? or maybe you read those sickening romance novels? do you have the high score on every pinball machine within 20 miles? Have you seen every episode of every star trek? Well it's time to let it all out. Confess to brother makeitstop, and relieve yourself of the burden of shame. No more looking over your shoulder, wondering who is on to you. It's time to come clean. Repent and be saved!

- I'm a MacGyver fan and I've seen all the episodes. I classified all of them in book with a little summary for each of them.
- I listen to all this neo-punk band as Blink 182 or Sugar Cult. I know that the words "Girlfriend, Hollidays, School ,Teenage ,Weekend ,love ..." are in each single lyrics but I don't care ,I like the tunes.
- And that's all...

I'm quite a cool guy thinking twice !

i can spend a whole afternoon sitting in my reclyner watching Pro Bowling and shooting G.I. Joe action figures with a dart gun

does that count?

the bowling part does....

to shoot gi joes with anything doesnt. You're only human.

hmmm

well i own both Fast and Furious movies on DVD and will buy the 3rd......even though the movies are horrible

now that's a confession!

Let's see..umm..I know the words to a lot of Spice Girls songs and a couple Alanis Morissette songs. I dance and sing half-naked with the Stones and Beatles alot.

And I haven't seen every episode of every Star Trek, but I'm prety damn close.

-I used to watch "The Powerpuff Girls" (I don't anymore, okay?)
-I use the "create a character" function in the WWE video game to create masses of characters from TV shows
-I regularly wear a poncho indoors, but never outdoors lest I be ridiculed by the locals
-I've considered becoming a hippy on more than one occasion (even if only for the head bands and tie-dye t-shirts)
-*Star Confession* I've been known to cry whilst watching soap operas

Cool thread by the way.

Oh yeah ,speaking of crying ,I did cry a lot a the end of "Jack", I mean : a lot ! Don't know why I couldn't stop ! Just as if a car ran onto my feet !

farting under the duvet on a sunday morning after a heavy saturday nights drinking and eating spicy foods...

A confession Anomoly, not a norm, lol

I confess to being the only person in the cinema to make an audible shriek when SpongeBob dried out in the movie.

yeah but these puppies really need to be smelled to be believed...strip the paint of the window ledges they do...

when i had my 2 wheels, i would speed in the tunnell going back from a nights out and scream my head off . my voice would get hoarse for a couple of days after that.

at work, alone, i would do a couple of spinning moves kickboxing style...not the first time someone walks in on me and wonders wtf was i up to; and i'm like "uhhh...HEY its Excecise ! "

well if you have hered of missy higgins (the aussie inger) you might no one of her songs... anyway when ever i hear her song 'the special two' i have a little cry... cos the first time i hered i had just had a fight and it made me cry more... but i still love the song

Until you've smelled my brother's rotten sour kraut farts, you don't know what suffering is.


I am a pyromaniac. I once built a fire so hot it deformed all the metal in the fireplace, and caused wood paneling on a nearby couch to smolder. which wouldnt have been so bad if my 80 year old grandma hadnt been sitting in it....

I can belch the gettysburg address, and a good chunk of the declaration of independence.

and here's the big one: renai *bows head in shame*

one of the guilty pleasures ive had a lot of recently is watching people falling in the snow and them laughing at them

totally morally reprehensible...but funny none the less

as you know glass doors are meant to have a safety stripe so that one actually sees the stripe and knows that its a glass door.....unfortunatly short people with short sight oversee this measure and ram the door with their nose. HILARIOUS !

no safety stripes around here, and i've never seen anyone walk into a door. pushed into them yes, but not walk.

I'm always lying to people I dont know. anytime someone asks me a non-essential question (meaning not directions or anything with an impact on life) and I know I will probably rarely or never see them again, I just make up all kinds of stuff. sometimes I even have an accent, and long stories about my past.

when giving directions i like to do the old gag..."see if you go down there and take the third on your left then the 2nd on your right....keep going past the big orange building til you see a church and then make the 1st left after the junction next to the barbers....if you do that...then you'll be nowhere near it"

other things i like to do...take two companies junk mail that i get through the door and then them back each others stuff in the pre paid envelopes

when i was a kid i would hide in the bushes at the golf course near my house...somewhere about half way up the fairway...then when someone hits a ball near me then i'd run out and steal it..

doing the waynes world 2 gag at drive thru maccy d's is always good...

walking up to sheltered bus stops and telling everyone inside that workmen are about to start work on it and that everyone will have to stand outside the shelter while waiting for the bus...really good one in the rain

so much for:

He who asks is a fool for a minute ; he who doesnt ask is a fool for a lifetime.

Another fun thing to do, is to ask for directions to some place that doesnt exist, and act like it's the end of the world if you dont get there. especially good if you have a friend do the same thing a few minutes later.

hahaha...im gonna have to try that

there is a classic, though it can get you in a bit of trouble:

have a friend stand by the street when a lot of people are around, then drive up, and have four guys grab em, throw em in the trunk and drive off.

I saw a great one similar to that before.

A guy dressed like a typical 1930's gangster is sitting in an Italian restaraunt eating. Then, his friend (also dressed as a mobster) walks in with his hand inside his coat. He walks over to the seated man,the seated man looks up, and the standing man pulls out a pistol (a paintball pistol with a red paintball inside) and shoots him in the chest. The man slumps face first into his spaghetti. The gunman walks quickly outside as the other customers stare and murmur to eachother.

A good one is to set up a volleyball net on a beach, wait for some kids to start playing on it, then don a polevaulter's outfit and grab a polevaulting pole, then run at them and impale the alpha male on your metal pole.

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LOL

If you could get a tape of that, you could probably send it in to one of those "funny home videos"-type shows and get about £200 to spend on hatching further plots of the same nature. They'd earn even more money, and so your empire grows.

Or, put some dog poo in a bag, set fire to it, put it on somebody's doorstep, ring their doorbell, and when they come out to put the bag out, sneak past them and set fire to their sofa, then leave via the back door. He'll come upstairs and think "WTF? LOL!" because sofas don't just catch fire for no reason. He'll think it's hilarious, and will congratulate you on your top notch joke.

when I was little, I used to draw one the walls. most kids used crayons or markers, I used a hammer.

Hmm, no ones been using the confessional lately...

I saw that some guest was looking at this (always a fun way finding old topics) and thought I'd bring it back. go ahead guys, spill your guts.

I work for a delivery company on the phones, so most of my pleasures come from the sorts of customers we get. One of my favourites is getting a hugely irate customer on the phone (doesn't actually happen as often as you'd like). They're going ballistic and screaming and you can be all quiet and like "hmm, yes, I see. Oh dear." Winds them up so much.

Laughing at the people who come from posh areas is fun too. One woman had a really common accent, but ended every other sentence with a ridiculous-sounding "yah". Another guy, a military commander who ordered roughly fifty million bottles of wine, sounded exactly like Prince Charles. If his real name hadn't been on the screen in front of me, I could easily have thought it was him.

Oh, one other thing I like to do. There's a guy who works for us who is no higher than anybody else, but likes to act like he is. It's his job to send out the redeliveries the next day, so whenever I get one over the phone, I have to print it out and give it to him. If he's been acting a little too high-and-mighty that day, I save up all the redeliveries so that I've got a massive pile of them hidden in my drawer, and then dump them all on him at once as I'm leaving to go home. He goes mad.

It finally got really cold around here, just the way I like it. So, the fun I've been having is standing outside in the snow while wearing shorts and sandals and eating ice cream. People get so confused and usually pissed off.

The other winter related fun I have is putting on black jeans, black shoes, black gloves, and a black sweatshirt (with hood) and wearing my ninja mask. Because so many people are cold, they dont think twice about someone wearing a mask, as it is not so different from a scarf or ski mask. And once I'm inside it's fun to freak people out. Best of all, all I have to do is take off the mask and I'm back to normal street clothes. It's just too much fun at night in the park when drunks are walking home after closing time. No one will ever believe they were attacked by a ninja on the way back from a long night of drinking...

ROFL!!!!!

I like to watch reality tv shows, and recently even though I can't stand rap music, I love to watch that new show "White Rapper".

Last night I damn near broke my hand by punching a large metal door, while letting out a combination growl and scream. It was a hell of a punch, and left a good size dent in the door, but today it doesn't seem like it was such a good idea. And definitely wasn't such a good idea to repeat it 3 times with the other hand either. And yet, it really did feel good.

I... buried... Paul...

... I heard nothing

I like to abuse my high metabolism and buy a whole pack of double stuft oreos and eat the entire thing.

oh and I know you posted this awhile ago makeitstop.... but that ninja one is absolutely awesome!

today i howled with laughter at this story

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6366255.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6574907.stm

i also laughed watching a man beat the shit out of some kids who hit his car in the carpark outside my work

And a guy came in to the store I work at on crutches one day, and apparently, the padding on the bottom of the crutches had worn off. Once he hit the tile with his crutches, they both went in opposite directions and he fell down. It was quite humorous. So humorous, in fact, that me and a couple co-workers went into the office and watched the replay on the video recording.
I also got a kick out of watching a guy on a bicycle hit a patch of ice, lose control, and hit a telephone pole.

I have the whole metabolism thing myself. In the past 24 hours I have eaten: a hot dog, a brat, a corndog, a 10 oz bacon cheeseburger (rare) 3 seperate orders of fries, 6 mozzarella sticks, a peanut butter and chocolate malt, an oreo-brownie sunday, a chicago style meat lovers pizza, and at least a gallon of diet pepsi. Oh, and a protein bar, but that hardly counts as food.

I enjoy visiting the UK politics forum and trivializing their "serious" debates.

I know what you mean, I have a bad habit of ruining serious conversations.

I also have a bad habit of talking to moderately intelligent people about topics they think they understand, and systematically undermining everything they think with irrefutable logic, until they are completely confused and frustrated.



Since I started wearing kilts, I have had a lot of evil fun. Among things I like to do the Sharon Stone, basic instinct move. Scares the hell out of people.