has anything funny or whatever happened to you at the cinema

please no posting the obvious reply of back row encounters

my best story was going to watch scream 3 on release day after seeing on pirate and as soon as the guy who killed everybody came on screen(without his disguise obviously) i stood up in front of a packed and completely silent cinema and shouted at the top of my lungs "HE DID IT" and walked out

the first time i go to pirates of the carribean with the last 10 min of the movie left a cop walks in and says the nuilding is being evacuated because of a disturbance and im pretty pissed. as we r walking out i said to my friend there better be blood somewhere for evacuating and then some1 tells me that there was a gang fight in the theater close to ours had a gang fight and there were gun shots and stuff and some1 was shot .

During Pirates Of The Caribbean I roared "ARRGH! I WANNA BE A MIGHTY PIRATE!" as Depp made is escape.

Monkey Island reference for those who don't know-like most of the people in the cinema...damn I felt stupid!

I played that game its pretty good.

During Revolutions, there's this kid beside me who kept shouting: "Cool!", "Sweet!", "Whoa!" and laughing like krazy. It wuz hell during the Smith fight... buh ppl ended up just staring at him so his mom started telling him to stfu... never did though....

ohh... and during the order, my friend and I were watching the previews and the alesse commercial was on. At the end, we were all like: what's alesse and ****. Finally, this woman infront of us said: It's a birth control pill!.. then me and my friend slowly snaek outa the theatre.

Well during the sex scene in the matrix (i wasnt all there that day if u get it) i saw the plugs on trinity but thought they were nipples and yell boobies pretty loud haha.

Well if no body's looking at you, they probably think the same...

Weapon X: Boobies!

Everybody: (Watching screen, muttering) hehehe

When I went to see TTT when it first came out i was in the front row of a packed theatre, and unfortunately so were alot of little kids.

Not only were they loud but they were running up and down the aisle, in the dark, during the whole movie.

Now, as anyone would I was getting rather pissed off, and just wanted to watch the rest of the film in peace, so I leaned back, left my feet out and down went one of the kids.

That is one story with a happy ending

wow ur.. bad

... so gangsta... straight up G... gaingsta life is the life 4 me... shootin ppl by day.... selling (Paz's favourite food) by night.... being a.... (STFU tapfourmana)

Not bad, the kid had it coming, and I got several 'thank you's' from people afterwards, and he wasn't exactly badly hurt.

Taught him a lesson anyway

nice work wen me and my friend went to see this one movie we sat next to this really big fat black woman and she kept talking realy loud throuh the whole movie on her cell and to the screen and wen we asked he to please be quiet she flipped yelling you cant tell me wut to do u crackers and all this **** like we were trying to be racist or something now im not racist but wen a black person pulls some **** like that and u no u cant say crap without getting sued it pisses me off so much so we left complained and got free tickets to any other movie we want.

ahh kids, our future, our end

i forgot all about this thread

a mate told me a good one from when he went to see the ring 2 (remake)

him and his GF were on the ailse seat and as they were watching the film he looked to his left to see a girl in a white dress with her hair combed over her face walking up the cinema aisle

needless to say...he shat his pants

Ah.

Story 1:

MATRIX RELOADED. My friends and I are enjoying the ridiculously, monstrously over-hyped movie when suddenly the power goes out in the auditorium 3/4 of the way through. Everyone was ridiculously pissed off; it became an insane asylum in that theater. People were throwing popcorn, cussing relentlessly, abusing the theater staff...it was all they could to to calm the crowd down by handing out free movie passes. So of course my friends and I took about 20 each, changing hats and rotating from theater staff to theater staff. We walked out of there with probably over 100 free passes.

Story 2:

Some times my friend gets bored in movies. I don't know why - maybe the carnage and sex on screen isn't enough to hold his attention. So he does stupid things. It was one of those Wed/Thurs during Summer around 2-3 in the afternoon - so there's barely anyone in the theater. He whips out an empty cup. An empty LARGE cup. And proceeds to head to the very back of the auditorium, unzip his pants, and take a piss into the cup. Amazingly, the LARGE cup was FILLED with urine. He walks over to me with his piss cup, sloshing the piss around, scaring me half to death that he's going to spill it all over me....SMILES and dumps it all over the carpet and some nearby seats. The theater has since reaked of his piss.

my mate told me one to resurrect this thread

when he went to see the usual suspects someone had spray painted on a poster for the film, in huge letters

KAYSER SOZE with an arrow pointing to kevin spacey

hahaha...brilliant

When I was a bit younger, I went to a movie with my brother and a few friends. I had the aisle seat, so I was the one who had to get the refill of popcorn. Since I hate missing any part of a movie, and they were being jerks about it, I was more than a little pissed. So I covered the top layer with tons of salt, then had the popcorn guy put just a little more butter on top to hide the salt texture.

When I returned to the movie, I sat down, and started eat popcorn from the side of the bucket where it was safe, since I knew they'd suspect something if I gave it up right away. At that moment, the character on the screen started acting like a complete idiot while playing with a stupid toy which I had gotten fro Christmas. I pointed this out, being rather amused by the odd coincidence, only to hear them reply, "who the hell are you?"

I had accidentally sat 2 rows behind my friends, and after freaking out some random strangers, I had to make the short walk of shame to my seat. All the other guys started making fun of me for doing something so stupid. That of course, made it that much more satisfying when they grabbed the popcorn and started eating it, only to pause and spit it out in disgust and run for water.

And since then I have found that sitting next to random people (particularly in nearly empty theaters) opens up all kinds of fun ways to mess with them.